Tuesday, February 18, 2014

If Only Cats Could Talk!


If only cats could talk!

Waking up every morning to something ripped up or shredded.
Why?!
If only cats could talk.

Giving the cat some love and listening to him purr,
After a minute of love, he thinks it's fun to use my hand as a scratching post.
Why?!
If only cats could talk.

Every day I can expect to fine his mouse, rope, or some object in his water dish,
Even after I just filled it with fresh water.
Why?!
If only cats could talk.

Treats, chew toys, balls and mice.
Climbing domes, cat nip, boxes and lasers.
He is spoiled beyond belief, but it's never what he really wants.
He wants my precious decorations from china, my stuffed animals, my pens and receipts..
He wants to eat my chap stick, my purse, my coat and the clothes that hang in my closet.
WHY?!
If only cats could talk.

Hide the garbages.
Put everything up at lease 5 feet out of his reach.
Leave nothing out for him to eat…even if I think it's safe..In a bag…on the table…It is NOT safe.
If only cats could talk.

I love my little monster,
But cannot for the life of me explain what he wants or why he's crazy.
Ugh… If Only Cats Could Talk!

2 comments:

  1. It would be an interesting world if animals could talk that is for sure.

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  2. HA HA! your cat sounds like an ornery little fella =) You gotta love them though! My cat is a little bugger too sometimes. It would be nice to pick their minds and actually see what some of their reasoning is for their actions.

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